AnnaLynne McCord gives family-friendly musical Grease a newer, hotter, more vaguely terrifying update. But we're Summer-Lovin' it, even if we ARE a little Summer-scared of it.
So who ordered the Spicy Salmon Eva Longoria roll with sliced avocado on the side?
Kate Winslet swooped into the BAFTAs to receive her award like Mary Poppins on a magical flying umbrella powered by publicity for British mobile carrier Orange. Though a spoonful of her hotness certainly helps the medicine go down.
Skull cap, Cosby sweater and Crocs – Diddy is channeling Cliff Huxtable by way of 50 Cent. If you start a beef with him, he's been known to pudding pop, pop, pop!
Speaking of the Huxtable clan, Cosby starlet "That's So Raven!" Symone has been famous her whole life and she's just sick of it, you guys. Leave her alone! Seriously. Stop taking her picture on the red carpet photo line.
Bail Ling's dress doubles as a gag gift. When you unwrap it, a springloaded dragon pops out and punches you in the groin.
Carrie Underwood displaying her "Reverse Downward Dalmation" pose at a pre-Grammys party. Those yoga classes are really paying off.
When life gives Paula lemons, she makes a big yellow disco lemonade dress and then wears that dress to the Grammys.
Did you know Pippi Longstocking grew up, took her braids out, got a boob job, changed her name to Perla and married Slash? She also suffers from Tights Color Blindness.
You shall henceforth refer to Angelina Jolie only by her Goddess name, Fulgora, divine keeper of lightning, knife-tattoos, pillow-lips and striking red carpet fashion.
Just because it's all sparkly and Hypercolored doesn't make it not a nightie, Paris.
There's a new style sheriff in town, folks. Keanu Reeves is rocking the Metrosexual Charles Bronson look, sporting an intensely snazzy shark skin suit, full mutton-chop beard and Death Wish stare.
Radiohead was nominated for a Grammy for their album "In Rainbows", yet resisted the urge to show up dressed as rainbows. Coldplay, not so much.
Recessionista Miley Cyrus recycled her Naughty Teenage French Maid Halloween costume for a dress to wear to the Grammy parties. Frugal AND totally inappropriate!
Wombanista M.I.A.'s big blue psychedelic maternity cocktail dress/parachute flies like Paper Planes. We give the hot mama-to-be (and her bump) two congratulatory fistbumps!
The key to wearing hot pink bunny tees and knee-high boots and purple tights is ACCESSORIZING.