The Morning Shortlist for March 26

Kim Kardashian isn't mad that Complex magazine posted an un-Photoshop-ed pic of her online. "So I have a little cellulite, so what!" she wrote on her blog. Click through for a comparison shot of Kim's pre- and post-airbrush posterior. (Popcrunch)

Scarlett Johansson showed up at a red carpet event sporting a noticeably slimmer physique, and reportedly complained about her new "rigid diet." We thought the girl didn't believe in that kind of thing. (Gawker)

Even Obama knows Jeremy Piven's mercury poisoning is legit! The star maintains his mercury poisoning was a medical reality, recognized by the Obama administration as the "world's gravest chemical problem." Take that, meth. (BW)

Tyson Beckford isn't so sure Lindsay Lohan can hack it in the modeling world. "She has the partying part down right. But I don't think she's got the focus," he told USMagazine.com. Ouch! (US)

A former housekeeper is suing basketball star Kobe Bryant's wife, saying that she was mistreated and worked in "intolerable" conditions. Maybe when this blows over she can find work with someone reasonable … like Naomi Campbell. (Fox Sports)