"I've never begged you to buy from me ever, but I am now. This will be the only time ever in my life that this could happen for me. Help me get to number one." — Lily Allen, pleading with fans on her official blog
"My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts … She says, 'I can see you, because you have no pants on.' So I'll continue to wear no pants so that my grandma can see me." — Lady GaGa, talking to Rolling Stone
"I had a stalker … I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her. I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back." — Robert Pattinson, talking to Creme magazine about how he got rid of an obsessive fan
"I was actually shy in real life, and I felt like everyone was judging me and watching me. I think I drank because it gave me a kind of confidence." — Tara Reid in In Touch Weekly, on her past problems with alcohol
"Me and baby are putting our tour dates for 2010 together and making mix tapes and figuring out a way to break out of the hospital!"– M.I.A., writing to fans on her blog, about her newborn baby boy
"I'd rather be on a deserted island with a gorilla." — Mickey Rourke, talking to TMZ about his rumored relationship with Courtney Love
"If it's help they need, then let's get it right. This is a time where they need to be left alone and if they have things they need to work out, work it out." — Will Smith talking to "Extra" about Chris Brown and Rihanna
"I've had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note. That's why I'm wearing a skort – not a skirt, not a short – just so they wouldn't split." — Jessica Simpson, to fans during a concert
"I actually don't believe Kanye West is gay. He might be sensitive. Trying try-sexual. But I know he's not gay." — 50 Cent, talking to MTV
"I never really had any kind of attention from the paparazzi. It went from zero to the complete other end of the spectrum … I panicked … I just didn't want to be married to her anymore." – Kenny Chesney talking to Playboy about Renee Zellweger