By Wonderwall.com Editors
8:21am PST, Feb 17, 2009
In Hollywood, you're nobody until somebody is talking about your body. Just ask the oft-scrutinized Jennifer Love Hewitt, who's now defending Jessica Simpson's much-discussed new figure. So what other celeb bods have everybody talking these days?
German designer Wolfgang Joop recently criticized Heidi Klum's physique, saying the "Project Runway" star (and mother of three) is "simply too heavy and has too big a bust" for runway modeling. But who is he to criticize? No really, who is he?
"Of course celebrities have cellulite," Kelly Clarkson recently told a group of Girl Scouts at a Dove self-esteem workshop. She even admitted "they Photoshopped the crap out of me!" on her new CD cover. So those big sparkles on the pic aren't real!?
Someone who probably doesn't have much cellulite, Lindsay Lohan, blames her skinny bod on "the stress of working a lot." She also claims to have recently eaten a Big Mac from McDonald's. So why is the little Hamburglar always grimacing?
Elisabeth Hasselbeck of "The View" is with child and making her co-hosts jealous. "She's pregnant and beautiful and fine," says Whoopi Goldberg. "She looks better than she looked with the first one!" Uh, so when does maternity leave begin?
Like the rest of the Web, we're still shocked by that video of Salma Hayek breastfeeding an African baby. When it was suggested that Octomom Nadya Suleman hit up Hayek for extra milk, she replied, "I've got enough, thanks." What if Angelina offered?
Breasts are always a popular topic, and Solange Knowles' girls are no exception. Beyonce's baby sis suffered a "wardrobe malfunction" when she wore a sheer top to a recent fashion show. "I'm wearing turtlenecks for the rest of the year," she blogged.
"Shopaholic" Isla Fisher is no stranger to baring her ladybits. The actress recently explained how she once embarrassed herself on the red carpet when her dress split and exposed her right butt cheek, thus earning her the nickname "Isla Flasher."
Leonardo DiCaprio could probably have anybody, but he chose Bar Rafaeli's body for good reason. It's been a week and we STILL can't stop talking about her sizzling Sports Illustrated spread.
