By Wonderwall.com Editors
2:31am PST, Mar 4, 2009
Celebrities – Publicists + Twitter = Awesome. Here are the week's best Celebritweets. "At Idol…bout to go live. I haven't peed since lunch." — Ryan Seacrest, revealing the secret to his special energy on "American Idol"
"Missing my husband. Still in the club but nothing compares to "moments" w/him. I am in love." — Mariah Carey, who you can find in the club, longing for her hubbs
"I just voted on People's 'Is John Mayer a Keeper?' poll. I clicked 'Love Him' but 'Lose Him' is winning at 63%." — John Mayer, whose self-love is a wonderland
"the snow is paralyzing new yorkers- they are a bunch of wimps" — Martha Stewart, telling those New Yorkers who don't own private heated limos to suck it up
"Tonight is my last night of the unknown. By the time I go to bed tomorrow night I will know what it's like." – Jimmy Fallon, waxing philosophical on the eve of his "Late Night" debut (he survived)
"'definitely, maybe' was so underrated. i love that movie. one accent was off and some weird adr but best movie ive seen in a bit." – Pete Wentz, who is the Roger Ebert of one-line movie reviews without punctuation
"I was honored last night by the FINE ladies of Cosmo as one of 2009s 'fun, fearless males.' What they don't know? I'm actually not a male." — Rainn Wilson of "The Office," revealing a very shocking secret
"off for some brain dessert of AMERICAN IDOL before plowing back into my book THE SHACK for some enlightening soul food!" — Demi Moore, who feasts on culture of both the high-and low-brow variety
"@mrskutcher tu es la plu belle fille que j'ai vu" — Ashton Kutcher, using his French skills to tell Demi that she is the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, in front of God and his nearly 230,000 followers
"Going to sleep!!! Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and try to change the world. Goodnight!!!" — Diddy, understating tomorrow's plans to change the world (presumably by launching a new line of silk men's boxer shorts)
"In Amsterdam eating chicken curry in bed in my dancing monkey pj's… getting ready for show. Say no to drugs! Especially here!" — Katy Perry, who says nope to dope in Amsterdam
"Arrived at LAX, my criminal past means I'm always sequestered off into a naughty boys room by customs. Blessedly my bottom was uninvolved." — Russell Brand, narrowly avoiding an unpleasant experience at U.S. customs
"in my apt in hollywood, the whole haus is here. sketches sprawled out on the kitchen table, cellphones ringing, fabric swatches in my sushi" — Lady GaGa, refusing to make sense even on Twitter
"I like Gwyneth, GOOP and all. I'm not gonna sh** all over someone's risotto recipe just to be clever." — "Juno" writer Diablo Cody, somehow resisting her desperate desire to be clever by jumping on the Gwyneth/GOOP hate train
"People n phoenix u have 5 min to touch me I have 2 laker tickets n my hand I'm on a corner at a bus stop" — Shaquille O'Neal, using Twitter to whip the streets of Phoenix into a full-on ticket-hunting fan frenzy
