Celebrity Quotes of the Week

"I think for chubby guys, I was their guy so they were like, I can be chubby … But now I'm not so chubby anymore … I've let them down. I've blatantly sold out. It's only for money." — Seth Rogen, on his slimmer figure (PR-Inside)

"Paris would make a great mom — she's my Angel Princess. I'd love to have some mini Parises one day." — Paris Hilton's beau Doug Reinhardt, talking to In Touch at LA's MyHouse

"That's my advice to high school kids: This does not define who you are. High school is an important time in your life, but believe me, it's going to be there and gone in a second." — Zac Efron, offering sage advice in the Los Angeles Times blog

"I don't have an open marriage and no, we're not gay — and you don't trust that? Well then there's nothing that I really have to say to anybody about anything." — Jada Pinkett Smith, firing back at critics of her marriage on NPR (Bossip)

"She's an old, old soul. Sometimes I wonder if she's one of the 'Golden Girls' with a great face lift." — Ryan Reynolds, talking to MTV about "Adventureland" co-star Kristen Stewart

"We were walking out of the office where Will Smith's office is and they were like, 'They're walking out of this clinic!' … I'm like, unless Will Smith is delivering babies on the low …" — Nick Cannon, addressing baby rumors on Extra

"Obama was basically saying Washington has become more truthful, more honest, more sincere … more intelligent." — Simon Cowell, talking to Extra, on President Barack Obama's comment about Cowell on "The Tonight Show"

"I wanted to be the most serious rapper … And [Penny Marshall's] like, 'You're an idiot. You've been acting the whole time. You act like you're a tough guy. You're a sweet kid.'" — Mark Wahlberg, talking to Extra, on meeting Penny Marshall

"After you reach a certain age, they think you're over. Well, I will never be over. I'll be making records if I have to sell them out of the trunk of my car. I've done that in my past, and I'd do it again." — Dolly Parton, to AARP The Magazine

"I'm just going to keep doing what I've been doing and hopefully not drink. I don't ever want to come back to rehab again." — Jack Osbourne, in the new In Touch, about his six-year sobriety

"Matt still thinks he's gonna make it back on tv tomorrow … but maybe that's his pain killers talking." — Ann Curry, Twittering about her co-host, Matt Lauer