The Morning Shortlist for April 27

Salma Hayek didn't seem upset about those hacked emails as she celebrated her wedding to financier Francois Henri Pinault in Venice. Guests included Penélope Cruz, Javier Bardem, Ed Norton, Woody Harrelson, Charlize Theron, and Stella McCartney. The whole star-studded gang serenaded the couple with "Over The Rainbow." Aww! (People)

Photos: Salma Hayek

In a slightly more camera-friendly affair, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt tied the knot in California. Guess who managed to show? Avowed frenemy and wedding invitation auctioneer Lauren Conrad. We wonder if the "Hills" producers got any footage. (Socialite Life)

Photos: Speidi, the happy couple

Casey Aldridge, boyfriend to Jamie Lynn Spears and father of her 10-month-old baby, was injured in a car crash after he lost control of his truck on Sunday. Casey is reportedly in stable condition, and RadarOnline reports that Jamie Lynn is rushing to be by his side. (US)

Photos: Jamie Lynn

Miley Cyrus devoted a tweet to seeing the Mona Lisa ("Wow."), then launched into a longer denial of her relationship with Nick Jonas. Such talk, says the star, is "stupidddd." The extra "d's" stand for "duh, have you seen my underwear model boyfriend?" (E! Online)

Photos: Miley Cyrus

After Joel Madden was asked to cover up his tattoos before boarding a British Airways flight, he asked his Twitter followers, "should I fight the power?" He did not, and put on a long-sleeved shirt instead. (Celebitchy)

Pretty in Ink: Celeb Tattoos

Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan are split in their reactions to "Britain's Got Talent" phenom Susan Boyle's makeover. You see, Simon likes her just the way she is. Piers wants to make her look like Heidi Montag or Tila Tequila or one of those Pussycat Doll women. (ExtraTV)

Photos: Susan Boyle

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson just can't seem to quit each other. Sam reportedly stayed over at Lindsay's house on Friday and Saturday night. This might end in tears. (Celebitchy)

Photos: LiLo and Sam