By Wonderwall.com Editors
4:10am PDT, Apr 28, 2009
Like a bad case of swine flu, the Twitter epidemic continues to spread across Hollywood, and as long as it does, we'll keep on bringing you the best Tweets ever. Follow Wonderwall on Twitter, and click through to see what the stars had to say this week.
"Also I just stated Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell. It's interesting. You can read it when Im done… after you finish reading my book :-)" — Twitter freshman and noted literature enthusiast Lauren Conrad, who surprisingly finds best-selling author Malcolm Gladwell's social theories almost as interesting as her own
"@Oprah Dinner Thursday night, our same booth would be perfect. I am going to work on getting to Chicago sooner. Cannot wait…" — Hugh Jackman, showing that Twitter allows him to ask Oprah Winfrey to dinner without the aid of personal assistants, e-mail or phones
"i wanna be the first person to get thrown off twitter. for being dirty. are there rules?" — Twitter newcomer Pink, already planning to start trouble
"no medical visit for me today getting groomed..ouch! see my hub saturday 😉 yay! cooking dinner with my girlfriends tonight! yum" — Ashlee Simpson, traveling from Brazilian-wax pain to dinner-party bliss in under 140 characters
"@spencerpratt I love u Mr.Pratt!!! love Mrs. Pratt" — Newlywed Heidi Montag, vowing to love and Tweet in sickness and in health
"watching backdraft with the ging. I have a question… what language do you dream in?" — Former Danity Kane member Aubrey O'Day, who, like many people, ponders life's greatest questions whilst watching "Backdraft"
"My dad just told me his favorite actor is jack black.. Um. Uh. Throat clearing noises…" — Ashton Kutcher, who was disappointed to discover that even having more Twitter followers than CNN wouldn't earn him the approval of his father
"'Who's the boss' was such a great show." — Brooke Hogan, burgeoning TV critic and purveyor of deep thoughts
"Just got to the Santa Monica steps…somehow picked up 4 paparazzi. You might as well all come join me. Bring workout gear. Here for 60 mins" — John Mayer, inviting all of Los Angeles to join him for a brisk Saturday afternoon workout
"I'm eating a bowl of oatmeal that never ends. It's not going anywhere and I've been eating it for a solid 15 minutes." — Demi Lovato, eating and Tweeting from another time and space
"Many women are insecure about the stretch marks on their bodies. Men do we really care as much as they do or do they take this 2 serious!?" — Rapper/self-help guru Ludacris, attending to the important matters of the day
"Sometimes, out of a sense of almost curious contempt, I'll point my space heater at my refrigerator." — Rainn Wilson, who we suspect is a lot more like Dwight Schrute than he'd like to admit
"too much junk food last night. it's worst than post-porn guilt. i just sit in front of my pantry and say "why?"" — Matchbox 20 front man Rob Thomas, in the depths of a post-snack-binge depression
"at the beeb. liscence fee is definitely not being spent on quality toilet paper." — Lily Allen, who is not impressed with the bathroom paper products provided by the BBC
"Ever have jetlag so bad every thing hurts? Last time felt this I said morning 4 times in a row." — "Today" show anchor Ann Curry, describing a familiar ailment, if not a familiar means of incurring said ailment
"did you guys read that Jon Krakauer book about the Indian girl who froze to death waiting on La Cienga for the valet to bring her car?" — "The Office" star Mindy Kaling, navigating the wilderness of Los Angeles commuting
