Celebrity Quotes of the Week

"I never even saw Jared last night. It's bulls—." — Lindsay Lohan, in response to rumors she and ex Jared Leto were seen getting cozy at a party (Life & Style Weekly)

"When it comes to media criticism, that's just something I have had to literally train myself to ignore." — Jessica Simpson, on the media in the June 2009 issue of Vanity Fair

"I think Barney should hook up with Betty White at some point. That's my big pitch. We'll see if it happens." — Neil Patrick Harris, talking about his womanizing character on "How I Met Your Mother" (E!)

"Mate, let's be honest. It's not really fair. I might be a little bedazzled by the ears and maybe the costume at first. That might throw Wolverine, but I don't think it will go twelve rounds." — Hugh Jackman, on who would win if Wolverine and Spock duked it out (Extra)

"I'm not sure what a producer does, but — I don't know, help get cool people in the cast?" — Paris Hilton, who is being sued for failing to promote her comedy "Pledge This!," responding to a lawyer who asked her to detail her responsibilities as an executive producer

"I'm going to pretend like I'm listening to you. But I'm reading the next question." — Jennifer Aniston, turning the tables on Jimmy Fallon's "Late Night" by asking the host a few questions

"Puff probably lives the most like James Bond … Jamie Foxx got the swag for James Bond. He can sing too, so he can add a new element to Bond. Wooing the ladies … And I think I can guarantee the box office!" — Will Smith on "Extra," answering the question "Who would make a better black James Bond?"

"I was still nervous her dad was going to punch me in the face right when he got there." — Spencer Pratt, talking to Extra with Heidi Montag in their first interview as a married couple

"I was 21. We went to Vegas on a whim and we decided to get fake married … We went and bought a wedding dress and a suit at a thrift store, and scanned the pictures and the certificate to my family members, my manager at the time [and] totally freaked the s— out of them. It was the most hilarious, stupid prank I've ever pulled." — Katy Perry, talking to PopEater about her epic Vegas prank

"It's a huge responsibility. But I can't let that be in my head all the time. The biggest danger to me right now would be overthinking. When I am comfortable and having a good time, it works. I think that, at my best, I'm just a silly man having fun." — Conan O'Brien, talking to Parade magazine on taking over NBC's "The Tonight Show"

"It's no secret I had a drug problem. If I was to give you a number of Vicodin I would actually take in a day? Anywhere between 10 to 20. Valium, Ambien, the numbers got so high I don't even know what I was taking." — Eminem, opening up about his past drug addiction in the new issue of Vibe