"You know, the American celebrities all look great, but you know that Iranian guy? What's he called, Achmujenazed? I mean, he's got this whole taxi-driver thing going on in the moment, but he's got to change it 'cause he's actually kind of cute. He's like basically the Iranian George Clooney. He's basically the cutest guy in the whole Middle Eastern region of middle Earth." — Bruno, talking to Wonderwall, on who should get a makeover
"I will miss Farrah every day. She was a selfless person who loved her family and friends with all her heart, and what a big heart it was." — Kate Jackson
"Farrah had courage, she had strength, and she had faith. And now she has peace as she rests with the real angels." — Jaclyn Smith
"Charlie's Angels" co-stars Kate Jackson and Jaclyn Smith, reflecting on Farrah Fawcett (Newsday)
"I am deeply saddened by today's news about Ed McMahon. He is responsible for giving so many artists their first shot including myself. He was a wonderful man and will be greatly missed." — Past "Star Search" contestant Britney Spears, Twittering about the passing of former show host Ed McMahon
"Our rehearsal dinner is going to be at Dave & Buster's. It totally represents who we are. We're just casual people who want to have fun." — Kendra Wilkinson, talking to Life & Style Weekly about her wedding plans
"Last Friday I was surprised to find out that songs I recorded back in 2005 were being released. … Like a rough draft that a writer does before finishing a book, I did not intend my work on these demos to be heard by the public." — Adam Lambert, responding to record label Hi Fi Recordings' plans to release an album of Lambert's old recordings (OK)
"Levi is going to be a big brother … Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for." — Matthew McConaughey, announcing girlfriend Camila Alves' second pregnancy on his blog
"I'm sorry, sweet boy. I would never do that to you and I would gladly accept your rose if I see you again." — Megan Fox, in a personal apology to a fan she accidentally snubbed at the London premiere of the "Transformers" sequel (Daily Mail)
"Girls my own age are not really an option. I find, generally speaking, they have to be entertained more than older girls do. So most of the girls I have had serious things with are generally sort of in their 20s." — Daniel Radcliffe, on dating older women, in the new issue of Parade magazine
Don't forget to add "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" to your summer calendar.
"My lowest point was Christmas Day 2008, because I didn't speak to my family. My walls were covered in scrawlings of the lyrics and cocaine bags nailed to the wall. … And every time I called her that day — I called 158 times — I took a razorblade and I cut myself on my face or on my hands." — Marilyn Manson, on his breakup with Evan Rachel Wood (Spin)
"I mean, I love musicals, I really do. … At the same time, it's nice to be able to separate the two and just be able to focus on films. It's a lot of fun playing different characters and taking on new journeys. Honestly, I'm kind of taking a break from music right now. I'm just focusing on films and acting." — Vanessa Hudgens, on taking a break from music (MTV)
Don't forget to catch the Teen Choice Awards! Roll over to see when it is!