By Wonderwall.com Editors
1:51am PDT, Apr 16, 2009
By Saryn Chorney
If you thought being single was tough, imagine what celebrities go through. Good thing we're here to help. This week's solo star-studded crew includes Samantha Ronson, Mel Gibson, Ashley Tisdale and more. Give 'em some love!
Mothers, Lock Up Your Daughters: Well-Connected Lady DJ, 31, seeks new BFF and maybe more for late night drives around LA county, special serenades and pants-sharing. Likes: gender neutral hipster fashion, tortured souls, Foreigner's "I've Been Waiting For A Girl Like You." Dislikes: Lawyers, paparazzi, Michael Lohan, and repeat offenders.
What Women Want: Passionate Billionaire, 53, seeks misguided, possibly foreign beauty in mid-20s for walks along the Lord's sandy beach path in Malibu, Costa Rica, Fiji and/or Australia. Must tolerate homophobia, anti-semitism, alcoholism and my soon-to-be-ex-wife. Call me Mad Max, I'll show you my Lethal Weapon.
Bop to the Top: Recent High School Grad, 23, enjoys popularity, playing with doll version of myself, and rhinoplasty. Seeks swell dance partner with keen interest in on-location beach & bikini photography. Must think I'm hotter than Vanessa Hudgens. Enjoy living the "suite" life? I'm in it to win it — with or without Zack & Cody. Bring it on, boys!
Good Grief: Punk pop rocker (and pop rocks candy connoisseur), 30, looking for love in all the preferred blonde and rich places. Interests include sparrow tats, porkpie hats, Living Dead Dolls and whatever else my twin brother likes. I'm shy — outgoing, trendy and friends with Nicole Richie are musts.
The "New" Demi: Purity ring girl, 16, seeks NOT JOHN MAYER. Gosh. Likes Twitter, purple dinosaurs, Selena Gomez and the Jonas Brothers. Hates: SMILEY CYBORG. (LOL!) Member of the Disney Princess Protection Program, but bada$$ enough for metalcore bands AND David Archuleta tour. OMG: Let's camp — and rock — out together this summer. Don't forget!
Blink and U Will Miss My Face: Drummer dad, lots of tats, enjoys mohawks, going shirtless, reality TV, trashy blondes and being safely on the ground. Dislikes: Learjets, trashy blondes, the po-pos and Gerard Butler. Must be understanding of living arrangements with my ex. Nobody likes you when you're 33.
Coulda Been Pam Anderson: Don't call me trashy blonde, 34, seeks tough guy, any walk of life, for dangerous liasion. MUST be mindful of living situation with my batsh*t crazy ex. Likes: posing nude, pageantry, reality TV, blogging, playing nurse and daytrips to Disneyland. Oh! And my kids. Dislikes: You know who you are, Paris and Lindsay.
