Have You Seen Me?

Where have you gone, Marshall Mathers? The tabloids turn their lonely eyes to you. Eminem's days of dissing dog puppets are over, and those anger management sessions clearly paid off. Let's see what a few other MIA tabloid mainstays have been up to.

Last fall, Michelle Rodriguez reportedly caused a scene when she and a sex toy were locked out of a NYC hotel room. Recently, the DUI-convict was seen doing community service near a LA freeway, and she's supposed to return to "Lost" this season.

According to The Times of India, Mel Gibson just pulled a Britney Spears and shaved his head — bald — on a dare from his son. We'll let you know when the pictures surface, but we're guessing he probably looks something like this.

Out of rehab and seemingly on a long vacation somewhere in Europe, the most scandalous tidbit we found about Tara Reid was a report that her recent stay in Promises was just a publicity stint. Must have been a pretty slow news day.

So what is he who coined the phrase "firecrotch" doing to keep busy these days? No news, really. But remember — no Brandon Davis news is good news.

Once photographed participating in some knife play with Lindsay Lohan, Vanessa Minnillo has been on the DL lately. We secretly hoped that Nick Lachey's new-ish girlfriend would chime in on Jessica Simpson's recent weight gain, but no dice.

Fred Durst was recently seen at Hollywood hotspots like Whiskey Blue and Bar Deluxe. Sources say he's working on a new film (he directed last year's The Longshots), but unless it's a project about Chivas on the rocks, we're still not so sure.

Hugh Grant's exes don't seem to hold the randy Brit's past against him. He hasn't been in a film since '07, but he did go on holiday with Elizabeth Hurley's new family and on a drinking date with socialite Jemima Khan recently. Not bad for a cad.

We hope that hot mess Whitney Houston has cleaned up her act since splitting with Bobby Brown. According to new producer Ne-Yo, Houston won't be singing any sad songs on her new album, which is supposedly "great" and set for release later this year.