By Wonderwall.com Editors
11:37am PDT, Apr 13, 2009
"There is no connection like a sister … I get to see her tomorrow! warms my heart up. we get each other with no words. love love love." – Ashlee Wentz, fortunate to have a nonverbal connection with the vocabularily challenged Jessica Simpson
"My tweet that disappeared was about my Seder with family, Easter with friends, kid prefers Buddhism. God is good." – Religiously diverse Neil Diamond, resurrecting a Twitter post that mysteriously died before its time
"my confession? i like puppies as much as i like porn. just NEVER together. see you guys in a bit."- Rob Thomas, making us wonder if "you guys" refers to puppies or porn stars. For the puppies' sake, we hope it's the latter.
"Thank you JESUS!!!!!! I'm LOCKED IN ON OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST!!!! Let's go people!!! LOCK IN!!!!!!" – Twitter drill sergeant Diddy, who never takes a break from shouting, even on Jesus' re-birthday
"Off to the Playboy Mansion for the easter egg hunt! – Shanna Moakler, who spent her Easter Sunday with many adorable, half-naked chicks
"Enjoying twitting and some of the ? are OK and I try to answer but prefer conversation. Lets steer away from it becoming interview. Cool?" – Kevin Spacey, trying to sip from the firehose that is the Twitterverse
"Coloring my hair. Then airport. Hi Texas. I love you." – Selena Gomez, displaying a surprising propensity for haiku-like Twitter compositions
"Our bodies are shaped to bear children, our lives are a working out of the processes of creation. Saint Augustine" – Dr. Drew, perhaps sending us a hidden message about the existence of his uterus
"i just picked up dog poop for the first time. one word. ew. theres a first and last time for everything. that was both." – Poop-scoop abstainer, Miley Cyrus, who can be blamed for an incalculable percentage of the dog refuse in Los Angeles.
"@Joshmadden I cant put my finger on it but I know theres something ive been dying to watch." – Nicole Richie, not discussing voyeuristic desires with her boyfriend's brother, but what movie she should rent
"this is why i love her folks." – Joel Madden, posting a photo of his lady, Nicole Richie. He described the photo as "Ron Perlman circa Beauty and the Beast."
"Some people sing in the car. I practice jokes. I also wiz in empty soda bottles on long roadtrips, throw 'em out the window & yell PIZZ GRANADA!" – Dane Cook offering a warning to drivers who might have the misfortune of sharing the road with him
"H'wood tour bus stops in front of my house every hour, and I overhear a small portion of my life story being told to unimpressed tourists." – Director Kevin Smith, who usually can be found graphically Tweeting about his sex life
"One of these days, I WILL work up the nerve to audition for American Idol." – Jon Hamm, who never ceases to amaze us with his surprising career choices (see also: "30 Rock," "The Day the Earth Stood Still")
"Dear sugar cookies – you are wonderful. Sometimes I pretend I want to eat Subway just so I can have you. Don't go changing, okay? Love you." – John Mayer, who never Twittered such dear things about Jen Aniston
"Good task today: Compliment 3 people…tell a stranger "Pretty Dress" or "Nice handbag." Tell friend or co-worker, "You look great today."" – E! host Giuliana Rancic, doing her part to annoy the Twitterverse
"A full day w/o tweeting time is a sad day."- Emmy Rossum, sharing the pain of many an Internet addict
"Word of the day: mugby. Make up your own definition and go! Here's mine." I'm not gonna get in that taxi. it's all mugby. " happy easter." – "Love Song" singer Sara Bareilles, not afraid to mess with the English language
