By Wonderwall.com Editors
2:37am PDT, Apr 21, 2009
Between Ashton Kutcher's race to a million followers and Oprah's dramatic entrance into the Twitterverse, it was the week that celebs either broke or saved (depending on how you look at it) Twitter. Here are the best Celebritweets of the week, and don't forget to follow Wonderwall on Twitter.
"Victory is ours!!!!!!!!" — Ashton Kutcher, who won his own self-imposed race with CNN to see who could be the first to reach 1 million followers.
"HI TWITTERS . THANK YOU FOR A WARM WELCOME. FEELING REALLY 21st CENTURY." — Oprah, whose enthusiasm for Twitter is surpassed only by her enthusiasm for capital letters
"@oprah ur caps r on, btw" — Shaquille O'Neal tries to give Oprah a few Tweeting pro tips
"I am losing my twitter virginity" — Barbara Walters, not about to be outdone by a certain other new-media TV diva, also steps into the Twitterverse
"Alright I'm going in !! my first twitter or is it tweet Message… trying to figure out what all the fuss is about Hope ashton breaks a…" — Oprah's BFF, Gayle King, flouting the 140-character Twitter rule, presumably not wishing ill upon Mr. Kutcher
"I'm allergic to the sun — I get brown/black patches all over my face. I told my doc I miss the sun and he told me to buy a picture of it." — Sarah Silverman, future spokesperson for spray-on tanner
"I want to tweet, baby wants the teat… she wins." — Young mother Alyson Denisof (nee Hannigan), proving she's one of the breast moms on Twitter
"Twitter is the new high school! I love it!" — The former kind-of-missus Hugh Hefner, Holly Madison, summing up the Twittersphere with impressive alacrity
"for all you inquiring minds, def not dating Simon but I have been told he is totally in love with me 😉 can't you tell?? 🙂 :)" — Paula Abdul, causing us to wonder who had asked about the strange territory that is her love life
"i don't squat in the club unless i am peeing" — Jessica Simpson, explaining what she tells her personal trainer when he asks her to do exercises she would rather not do
"Confession: I cry at every American Idol. Not just the eliminations, I cry during the performances. So embarrasing." — Nicole Richie, who is totally in the tank for Adam Lambert
"The lizard is safe and sound, I picked him up gently with a towel, and put him down outside in the garden, where he's scampering away!" — Emmy Rossum, who we learned saves all cold-blooded critters who dare enter her home
"Man I got sick at the Akon party! I got a 103 degree fever out of know where!!!! I thought I was gonna die! 4real. My fever just broke!!!" — Diddy, sadly learning that chanting "Come on people!!" doesn't improve the immune system
"might yack up all the neopolitan freeze dried astronaut ice cream I've just eaten after being on that space ride. No joke addicted 2 it." — Katy Perry, whose addictions go beyond cherry Chapstick and bicuriosity
"double down weekend is here! brit is in town in concert and i am brushing my teeth. i hate to floss" — Ryan Seacrest, revealing whats behind his megawatt smile, and that there's probably something stuck in his molars
