Best Celebritweets of the Week

By Courtney Reimer and Alex Blagg

As Twitter becomes more culturally impactful by the minute, celebrities are leading the way, showing the rest of us how to use it best. You can follow them all every day on our Celebrifeed, but click through to see this week's sweetest Tweets.

"http://twitpic.com/7g2y1 – top-fornarina.OLD PHOTOS. I'm THAT bored @iambenlyons and @perezhilton" — Lindsay Lohan, who publicly sends old topless photos of herself to gossip bloggers when she gets bored, as opposed to, say, reading a book

"Congratualtions kobe, u deserve it. You played great. Enjoy it my man enjoy it. And I know what yur sayin rt now 'Shaq how my a– taste'" — Shaquille O'Neal, congratulating former Lakers teammate Kobe Bryant while providing a vivid mental image

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make your paths straight. (Proverbs 3:5-6)" — Heidi Montag, who will soon be taking a path straight to Playboy Magazine

"Twitter people: if you're a bitter, jealous a****** and hate me and my fiancée and you need a kindred soul who…" — Recent Twitter retiree Trent Reznor, calling out a "hater" before taking his vow of Tweeting silence

"smuggling saddam's chandelier back in my carry-on bag. don't tell army or t.s.a." — Stephen Colbert, after spending a week in Iraq to broadcast before a live audience of Army soldiers

"This is a looonnggg photo shoot! Sooo exhausted!!!!" — Paris Hilton, who just haaaaaaates having her picture taken

"Gonorrhoea..here we go again!" — Boy George, who clearly does not understand the concept of "TMI"

"You have absolutely no idea how hard I work.. Success does not get handed to you EVER.. You have to work very hard for it." — Brody Jenner, who bro's out harder than any of you other bros, which is why he's earned the right of being the best bro

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act. –George Orwell" — Pamela Anderson, who has been universally deceiving us about her body for decades now

"I hate leisure, except reading. I'm really a person made to work, if sketching is considered work." — Fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld, who clearly spends as much time relaxing as he does choosing his outfits

"Asked drea to marry me on stage tonight. I'm a lucky man. I'll never forget Utica, Ny. Hands off m—–f—–s she said yes but she's mad" — Country singer Shooter Jennings, who will hopefully treat Drea De Matteo better in holy matrimony than that guy from "The Sopranos"

"When you go in search of honey you must expect to be stung by bees." — Soulja Boy, whose wisdom also includes how to send a physical display of affection through an electronic communication device

"ok so apparently there has been this huge snuggie movement going on all along …. my aologies…." — Tennis pro Andy Roddick, late to the Slanket party

"Oh, I almost forgot we're throwing hot dogs into the mouths of celebrities tonight as well." — Late-night talk show host Jimmy Fallon, unafraid to throw around phallic symbols in an attempt to steal some attention from his competition