By Wonderwall.com Editors
7:10am PDT, Jun 2, 2009
By Courtney Reimer and Alex Blagg
You didn't really believe that whole Eminem-Bruno kerfuffle at the MTV Movie Awards was real, did you? Well celebrities did! Click through for this and more of the stars' best thought-nuggets from this week in Twitter, and be sure to follow Wonderwall while you're at it.
"Just left the MTV Awards. Definately the best awards show they've done yet. Mark Burnett the producer rocks! Andy Sandberg so Hilarious!!" — Paris Hilton, who totally fell for the Eminem/Bruno stunt, but was slightly stung that no one asked her to drop down onto anyone's lap
"If u saw the fight at mtv movie awards betwen eminem and "bruno" I am told it was real and em's crew left the show" — Ryan Seacrest, whose experience with staged reality television should make him less susceptible to being so easily duped
"Im utterly convinced the Sacha Baron-Cohen and Eminem thing was a stunt and they were both in on it because he was not pissed off enough!" — Kelly Osbourne, who appears to be the world's only staged-stunt-savvy celebrity
"if i live to be a 100 and never see the 7 wonders that will be alright…." — Miley Cyrus, who has no need to see the great pyramids after having beheld the wonder of Billy Ray Cyrus' bathroom in the morning
"Whew. Learned a lesson. No, I repeat, no court personnel told me it was ok. Going back into the courtroom, iPhone buried deep in my bag" — Al Roker, after getting chewed out for Twittering while on jury duty
"in london with my girl @brittanybinger havin fun!! I drank too much tea so im all shakey rt now lololol" — Playboy Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson, who got so hopped up on the Tazo Teas that she came down with an incurable case of the LOLs
"I am in this week's Time Magazine. Michelle Obama is on the cover — seriously, is she First Lady or a movie star!?" — Larry King, with a Tweet that attracted the ire of his fans, prompting him to apologize and state his love of the first lady
"just said hello to paris hilton in her dressing room. she is coming on the show today..in 1minute!" — "The View" star Elisabeth Hasselbeck, clearly overjoyed by the prospect of finally having a guest on "The View" who won't intellectually pick on her
"Criticism is something we can avoid easily by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing" Aristotle (via @CoryBooker)" — Ashton Kutcher, who did the complete opposite, which must explain why we love criticizing him so
"@PaulaAbdul paula i was i could be as motivated as you i wish i could get my lazy ass off the couch. but stayed in with the dogs!!!!" — Sharon Osbourne, who is inspired by other colorful reality TV personalities who also seem to enjoy pills
"It's 'no cal' monday, right? I just had a double cheeseburger, fries, and 2 scoops of ice cream." — Lance Armstrong, clearly waging a gluttonous war with Michael Phelps for the title of most overfed world class athlete
The X Games return this summer
"I am playing with my Ipod touch! I just got it, are you ready? I have never had a ipod. this is my first! weird I know." — Shanna Moakler, who had never been iTouched before last weekend
"A bird just sh– on my hand. I instinctively wiped it on the bag in which I'm carrying my lunch. Sweet." — Elizabeth Banks, who probably should have just skipped lunch
"just remembering that i actually had a joey mcintyre barbie doll and a nkotb sheet set. REALLY??" — Mandy Moore, who herself will likely inspire waves of pop star-related merchandise nostalgia for an entire future generation
