Celebrity Quotes for the week of June 12

"I am not a Jennifer Aniston or a Britney Spears or even a Lindsay Lohan, you know? My pictures don't sell for that kind of money." — Megan Fox, talking to Entertainment Tonight about her fame

Don't forget to add "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" to your summer calendar

"There's two versions of the song … I played it for Miley, and we realized that if we just changed the lyrics a bit, we could make it more of our story … So, we did. She came in, and she and I sat down at the piano and just worked on lyrics a bit, tweaked it up, and it turned out great!" — Nick Jonas, confirming he recorded a duet with ex-girlfriend Miley Cyrus (Twist)

Did you know the Jonas Brothers are hosting this year's Teen Choice Awards? Don't forget to watch!

"I love him and think he's hilarious, but I don't know what my parents would think with [Cohen's bare butt] in my face in the middle of an awards show." — Paris Hilton, on why she didn't want to be a part of Sacha Baron Cohen's MTV Movie Awards prank (Extra)

"Well, I'm not much of a groomer as is, even though I do bathe twice a day. I haven't shaved it in about three years. So I'm dying to shave this beard off now. [But] if I shave, I look like a fat Jodie Foster." — "The Hangover"'s Zach Galifianakis, on whether or not he'd ever shave his beard (EW)

"The good actors are all screwed up … They're all in pain. It's a profession of bottom-feeders and heartbroken people." — Shia LaBeouf, in the new issue of Parade magazine

"I didn't know that! I thought they were a good match." — Lauren Conrad, on learning of Paris and ex-Doug Reinhardt's split (Access Hollywood)

"And the title — 'The Liberation of Adam Lambert' — I do feel liberated. I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders." — Adam Lambert, on coming out in the newest issue of Rolling Stone

Don't forget to buy your ticket to "American Idol"'s Live Summer Tour

"The truth is that it's out there. … I always thought it would make a great family movie. … Of course they would never do it, but it was someone's idea to have James Franco to be Uncle Jesse and then Steve Carell to play Bob Saget, and I was thinking Tracy Morgan for Dave Coulier's character." — John Stamos, talking to Extra about a "Full House" movie

"I honestly still can't believe that soon Hank and I are going to have a little athlete running around the house. Seriously, the first thing this kid is going to see when it's born is a football … hahahahaha …" — Kendra Wilkinson, confirming her pregnancy on her blog

Don't forget to watch the ESPY Awards this summer

"It was one of my favorite shows. Now, it seems to have gone to an odd place. … I loved the fact that they were a normal family. They weren't in Hollywood. They were real, and it's hard for me now to see them on the cover of People magazine." — Tori Spelling, talking about reality couple Jon and Kate Gosselin (Extra)