Celebrity Quotes of the Week

"The girls took it beyond normal bullying. These were big, tough girls. I was scrawny and short. They were fully capable of doing me bodily harm." — Miley Cyrus on being bullied at school, in her new memoir

"This guy in a ball cap and coat with the collar up sits next to me. We talked the whole game and he was just everything I thought he would be: smart, levelheaded, charming, hilarious." — Zac Efron, on his new man crush, Leonardo DiCaprio

"Very humiliating and very isolating … But, by the way, if it's not painful, maybe it wasn't the right decision to marry to begin with. Those are the appropriate emotions." –Reese Witherspoon, on her divorce from Ryan Phillippe

"I'm sorry for the hairdos, the baggy pants, the scandals, the lies, the gangs. And I'm sorry about the music." — Robert Van Winkle, aka Vanilla Ice, says in a Virgin Mobile Australia ad

"I will be performing the songs my fans want to hear. This is it. This is really it. This is the final curtain. I will see you in July." — Michael Jackson, announcing his concert series in London

"I love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally, so I can still move my face. But I really do think it's a savior." — Jenny McCarthy tells Michigan Magazine

"I have been saying for years that the moment people stop coming to see her she will die a quick death. For years I've said this. Now, all of a sudden, it's everywhere that I'm killing her off." — Tyler Perry writes about Madea on his website

"I hang out with a lot of guy friends. Men are more straightforward than women. There is no bull—t. I tend to spend most of my time learning to play the guitar." — Mischa Barton

"I've spent the last five years making every decision be about the show. People I date have to be able to film, the places I work have to let us film and the places I live have to have set lighting." — Lauren Conrad tells Us Weekly

"[My mom] got up and left the theater … I thought it would be a funny joke not to tell her beforehand that I'd done full-frontal nudity. Apparently it wasn't." — Jason Segel in Elle magazine, about revealing it all in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

"The fans aren't going to all of a sudden lose interest. The only case that a fourth ['Twilight' film] wouldn't be made is if all of a sudden people stopped caring and I really don't think that's going to happen." — Kristen Stewart tells E!

"I think what I want to do is to apologize to everybody out there. All the fans of the show because thank you for watching, but this was my real life and … in the end I found my true love." — Jason Mesnick of "The Bachelor" to Ellen Degeneres