Spencer Pratt for President

"The Hills" villain Spencer Pratt says he's "definitely" running for office. He explains, "[If] people were really pushing for me [to run for president] at that point, I'll probably have to step into that role." Such noblesse oblige! (Popsugar)

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"Project Runway" cat-flinger Kenley Collins pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in court today. Her sentence is a light $120 fine, probably because the cat couldn't testify. (E! Online)

Tori Spelling and her mother, Candy, continue to air their grievances in public. Now the two have both publicly declared their desire to reconcile, if only the other will call. This could be an ugly standoff. (INO)

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It's looking more unlikely that Madonna will set up permanent residence in Malawi. She reportedly just purchased a $40 million apartment on East 81st Street in Manhattan, which we guess is sort of like the Malawi of the Upper East Side. (Celebitchy)

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"Girlicious" star Natalie Mejia may have been less than truthful when she told RadarOnline that things were "going well" between her and "gentleman" Chris Brown. Reps for Brown deny there's anything going on between the two, well or otherwise. (US)