The Afternoon Shortlist for April 1

Paris Hilton and her reality show BFF Brittany Flickinger are, shockingly, no longer BFFs. In fact, the pair reportedly hasn't spoken in two months. At least this gives Paris the chance to renew her search for a true bestie. (The Sun)

Twitter prankster Heidi Montag has some new music to drop on America. Perez Hilton loves her stuff. We'll leave you to make your own decisions. (RyanSeacrest.com)

Jennifer Hudson isn't suffering from "Sex and the City" fatigue. She says she'd love it if her character was brought back for the sequel. Is it too much to hope that, this go-round, Carrie works for her? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Bad news for every tween pulling for a Robert Pattinson–Kristen Stewart hookup. Kristen was spotted out in Vancouver holding hands with her current boyfriend, who probably showers more than Rob anyway. (E! Online)

People.com has a preview of Justin Timberlake's new action reality show "The Phone." Check it out, because you never know when Justin might call up and ask you to humiliate yourself on national television for fun and profit. (People)