The Afternoon Shortlist for April 17

Pamela Anderson is a vegetarian and spokeswoman for PETA, so why is she attending the opening celebration for a steakhouse and strip club? A PETA spokeswoman explains away their poster girl's divided loyalties by saying, "Steakhouses nowadays have some of the best salad bars and veggie options around." (TMZ)

Photos: Pamela Anderson's many looks

Before he hit it big, Seth Rogen was just a schlubby kid trying to tell a few jokes. Check out Seth at age 13, sporting his trademark fro and riffing on pushy grandparents. Language NSFW. (Buzzfeed)

Photos: Seth Rogen

The city of Boca Raton, Fla., has banned Fall Out Boy from performing within its limits because of "known disturbances" associated with the band. Like crazed Pete Wentz fans? Teenage boys in too much eyeliner? (Falloutboyrock.com)

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy continue their campaign to alienate America through schmaltzy public displays of affection. This time the couple got matching bracelets. Maybe if we all say "aww" at the same time they'll give it a rest? (Celebitchy)

Photos: Jennifer Love Hewitt

John Mellencamp's teenage son recently won a division title in Indiana's Golden Gloves boxing tournament. That's right, this legend's 14-year-old son could totally knock you out. (Fox Sports)