The Afternoon Shortlist for April 2

Keira Knightley's new public service announcement is a dramatic reminder that domestic violence can happen to anyone. In the spot, Keira is thrown to the floor and repeatedly kicked by an assailant. Disturbing, but hopefully effective. (E! Online)

Lindsay Lohan has allegedly been cheating on her spray-tan line, Sevin Nyne, with other fake-bake products. The best part is Sevin Nyne's defense of their spokesgirl: Lindsay has gallons of the good stuff at home. Why would she stray?

(NYDN)

Rihanna tried to shake her paparazzi stalkers and sneak away to Hawaii, but TMZ's intrepid cameramen still caught her on the other end. Smart money says she was also trying to dodge Frankie Delgado. (TMZ) Photos: Rihanna

"Hills" starlet Heidi Montag reportedly wants her boyfriend Spencer Pratt to sing and rap on her album. What, did Joaquin Phoenix have too much pride? (Celebdrop) More Photos: Heidi Montag

The recession has taken its toll on the paychecks of big-screen celebrities. For example, Scarlett Johansson is only snagging $250,000 for "Iron Man 2." That's the Hollywood equivalent of a shift at Sbarro. (The Daily Beast)

Think your job sucks? Take comfort in the knowledge that plenty of movie jobs suck even more. Check out Elle.com's complete list of terrible onscreen occupations, and feel better about your own 9-5. (Elle.com)