The Afternoon Shortlist for April 24

Star Magazine is reporting that Michelle Williams and Spike Jonze are considering tying the knot this summer. If this picture is any indication, it could be the most adorable wedding ceremony ever. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Celebrities love their tattoos. (And, in the case of John Mayer, they also love showing off their tattoos while sniffing mankinis on the Mayercraft.) But Elle.com has a few suggestions for updating some well-known celebrity ink. (Elle.com)

Lauren Conrad recently joked to David Letterman that her invite to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding is up for auction on eBay. That auction could probably stand to net more than Speidi's actual wedding pics. (US)

Jason Mraz isn't all acoustic ballads and stupid hats. No, the singer says he also has a "dark side." Maybe he and Drew Barrymore should form a support group? (Celebitchy)

Robert Pattinson is worried that his massive fame will ruin the lives of his future girlfriends. Heads up, ladies, this one's humble AND considerate! (I'm Not Obsessed)

Beyonce Knowles says she'd like to take a crack at Broadway. We imagine there could be a whole show dedicated to the Beyonce/Sasha Fierce dialectic. Produced by Jay-Z, naturally. (Popsugar)

Lindsay Lohan says that Natalie Portman has been "there for [her] through everything." We didn't realize these two were besties. Maybe Natalie is surprised as well? (Lainey Gossip)