By Wonderwall.com Editors
5:59am PDT, Apr 29, 2009
If you're like most Americans, you've asked yourself, "How can I see more of Heidi Montag?" Lucky for you, the blonde "Hills" star is reportedly in talks to appear on the cover of Playboy. Spencer is handling the negotiations, naturally. (Life & Style)
Catherine Zeta-Jones is reportedly interested in portraying Susan Boyle in a movie based off the "Britain's Got Talent" singer's life story. Michael Douglas can play crusty old Piers Morgan who wants poor Susan to make herself over like a common trollop. (I'm Not Obsessed)
Shannen Doherty is heading back to the new "90210." Remember how, earlier in the show, we learned the devastating news that Brenda couldn't have children? Remember how, shortly after that, there was a teen pregnancy plotline? We're suspicious these two facts may just intersect. (In Touch Weekly)
Many celebrities Twitter, but not all famous tweeters are created equal. New York Magazine has created an approval matrix of high-profile Twitter fans, ranking them from navel-gazing to newsy, insipid to inspired. Guess which quadrant Courtney Love finds herself in? (NY Mag)
Joe Jonas says he's "flattered" that ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift wrote a breakup song about him. Silly Jonas, you're surprised to be wracked with terrible guilt and regret, not flattered! (US)
Kim Kardashian is hosting her own lookalike contest … for drag queens. Sure, the big hair and false eyelashes are easy to slap on, but can any pretender approach Kim's level of bootyliciousness? (Socialite Life)
What's Lindsay Lohan's secret for staying so well-balanced, happy, and healthy? Apparently it's a new drink she's quaffing called "Neurosonic." Also available in "Neurogasm" blend, which Lindsay claims she doesn't need. Wink wink. (Life&Style)
