Kanye West blogged that while last night's "South Park" spoof "HURT [HIS] FEELINGS," he actually thought his portrayal as a gay fish was "PRETTY FUNNY." He's also been "WORKING ON [HIS] EGO." Dropping the all-caps might be a good start. (ONTD)
Three-year-old Mercy James, the Malawian girl who Madonna tried to adopt, has reportedly been asking her caretakers about the whereabouts of "Mummy" and Lourdes. Now that is just sort of heartbreaking. (Popsugar)
Jennifer Lopez reportedly has a room in her house specifically dedicated to housing her many fabulous wigs. Marc Anthony, of course, isn't even allowed inside. (Celebitchy)
Jennifer Love Hewitt rebounded from her broken engagement with noted goofball Jamie Kennedy. Who are the other funny guys a girl could count on for a giggly rebound tryst? Cast your vote on People.com. (People)
Kim Kardashian says she'd love to star in the next "Twilight" film and her ultimate dream would be to be cast as a Bond girl. She may have to take a number and stand in line. (Popeater)