The Afternoon Shortlist for February 24

Mischa Barton assures fans that her recent weight loss is nothing to worry about. She's just thin because she's French now … or Indian … or, whatever. At least she's not fat, okay? (US)

Hugh Hefner says he'd like to see Kate Winslet on a Playboy cover. Alternatively, Hef might consider renting "The Reader," "Hamlet," "Little Children," "Titanic," "Hideous Kinky," "Jude," or basically any of Kate's other films. (Socialite Life)

In this clip from Barbara Walters' Oscars show, Ms. Walters all but begs Hugh Jackman for one of his legendary lap dances. Dance for her, Wolverine. Dance like you don't need the money! (Celebitchy)

Sienna Miller missed Oscar night because she was preparing for the debut of her new clothing line, Twenty8Twelve. Here's hoping Sienna's boho chic styles fare better than Victoria Beckham's denim line. (Pink Is The New Blog)

"American Idol" grump Simon Cowell says he'd like to be cryogenically frozen. Interesting enough, Fox would like Simon to be cloned so "Idol" can run an additional 20 zillion hours per week. (New York Daily News)