The Afternoon Shortlist For February 25

Zac Efron says he was "average" in high school and "not in that ultracool circle." You mean musical theater geeks aren't top of the teenage male hierarchy? (People)

Warren Beatty is reportedly looking to cast Lindsay Lohan as his daughter in an upcoming film. The catch? She'd have to actually live with him. This setup is pure bad sitcom gold. (Socialite Life)

Paula Abdul says that having four American Idol judges "doesn't work," adding, "there are many other things I want to do." In other words, once her contract is up, Paula's taking her line of costume jewelry and going home. (Perez)

Alex Rodriguez has reportedly found a New York apartment two blocks away from Madonna's. The rent is $30,000 a month, but maybe that's a small price to pay to keep a neighborly eye on his ex? (Page Six)

Benji and Joel Madden joined Sports Illustrated covergirl Bar Refaeli to serve as judges at Hurley's Walk The Walk fashion show. The event awards aspiring teenage fashion designers with $5,000 for their high school. (The Vibe)