The Afternoon Shortlist for February 5

Pregnant rapper M.I.A. is planning on performing at next week's Grammys, even though the awards show coincides with her due date. If this doesn't drive up ratings, nothing will. (People)

Rock of Love's Bret Michaels knows plenty of women willing to degrade themselves for his affections, and yet he's totally crushing on Jennifer Aniston. He knows she wears pants and does yoga and likes John Mayer, right? (US)

Lily Allen's new CD is priced to move at a cool $3.99. No jokes about Lily being cheap, please. The woman could own you. (MSN)

Drew Barrymore says that she's friendly with all her exes and it's not at all awkward. We get it, Drew. You're a lovely free spirit. But didn't you at least consider slashing Tom Green's tires? (US)