Another ex-girlfriend of Jesus Luz has emerged, and she's less politic than the last one. Eighteen-year-old model Catharina Franca calls Madonna a "ridiculous old bag" with an "age complex." We imagine Madonna's rebuttal is, "So?" (Celebitchy)
Lily Allen reportedly writes "drink breaks" into her live concert sets. We're sure she's referring to spring water or freshly squeezed juice and not adult beverages. (The Mirror)
Salma Hayek tells InStyle that her new husband, financier Francois Henri-Pinault, styled her for the Golden Globes. Well, that explains the epic décolletage. (People)
Are you ready to hear Jessica Biel sing? The actress has been cast in the Hollywood Bowl production of "Guys & Dolls." Maybe Justin can back her up with some beatboxing. (Broadway World)
Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush frolic in their swimsuits in a new issue of GQ. In one shot, Reggie even takes the opportunity to do push-ups with Kim on his back. Bonus points for excellent usage of a Kardashian. (People)