By Wonderwall.com Editors
4:51am PST, Mar 3, 2009
John Mayer twittered that he voted for himself in People.com's "Is John Mayer a Keeper?" poll. With 63% voting "Leave Him," John might want to consider voting another 10,000 times. (Popsugar)
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are serious about their privacy. Before dining at Il Sole restaurant in New York, the couple's security team figured out an exit strategy and attempted to "photoproof" the joint. (I'm Not Obsessed)
Usher is telling Chris Brown to "have a little remorse" about his alleged attack on Rihanna. Congratulations, Usher, you're one of the few celebrities to break with the foot-in-mouth crowd. (US)
Carrie Underwood has been spending quality time with hockey player boyfriend Mike Fisher's parents. We're not-so-secretly hoping for a wedding on ice with Simon Cowell as the officiant. (People)
King of Pop Michael Jackson is expected to perform a series of comeback concerts in London. As long as his face stays on and there is no gratuitous baby-dangling, we think this could be a big hit. (People)
