The Afternoon Shortlist for March 9

Rumors are swirling that newly single Megan Fox has already moved on to "Twilight" star Robert Pattinson. Hollywood's two sexiest devils do seem like a perfect match. (ONTD)

Jessica Simpson is reportedly hurt that quarterback boyfriend Tony Romo didn't propose on Valentine's Day. Don't worry, Jess. There's always hope on beer-heavy St. Patty's. (OK!)

Inside sources say Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are planning a summer wedding in Italy. Maybe Jess's spot-on Jessica Rabbit impression helped seal the deal? (ONTD)

Martha Stewart's Chow puppy, Genghis Khan, was tragically killed in a propane tank explosion. Naturally, Martha expressed her grief via Twitter. (Gawker)

The always quotable Paris Hilton recently talked to reporters about Lent, and how she doesn't think she'll sacrifice her junk food vice for the season. One problem: Lent started almost two weeks ago. (Celebitchy)