The Afternoon Shortlist for May 1

Brit pop star Lily Allen says she's taking a vow of celibacy in hopes of improving her songwriting skills. Maybe she'll inspire other crooners, like, say, John Mayer to give it a try? (Celebuzz)

First Kevin Federline wanted to dress your kids, and you found it harmless and somewhat amusing. Now Paris Hilton is jumping on the kiddie couture bandwagon. Will no one think of the children? (US)

Like a hip band or new nightspot, celebrities are desperate to show they were down with the swine flu before everyone else. Take Lisa Rinna, who says, "I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house." Top that! (ET Online)

Andy Samberg once found a mysterious $5,000 deposit in his bank account. Years later, our nation's once-strong economy crumbled. Coincidence? You decide. (Gatecrasher)

Kara DioGuardi says she doesn't know if she'll be back on "American Idol," since her contract is only for one year. What do you think: Do four judges spoil the show, or would you miss Kara's lucid commentary and classy displays of cleavage? Cast your vote at Popeater. (Popeater)

Not too long ago, Wonderwall took a hack at concocting some signature celebrity fragrances. Now the writers at Elle.com have a few ideas of their own. What does Britney Spears smell like? Musk and crazy, no doubt. (Elle.com)

For pregnant Heidi Klum, four is enough. The supermodel says she and Seal aren't planning on having any more kids. Isn't it sort of their duty to populate the world with more beautiful people? (US)