The Afternoon Shortlist for May 5

Lindsay Lohan says she's been eating "enough," though other sources tell US Weekly the actress is killing her appetite by taking Adderall, an attention deficit drug. At least she'll be able to really focus on that spray tan business and, um, Twittering pure insanity. (US)

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Christina Aguilera is slated to star in a big-screen musical titled "Burlesque." Very fortunate, since she's been collecting cabaret-appropriate costumes for years. (I'm Not Obsessed)

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There are rumors of a fallout between Cameron Diaz and her boyfriend, Paul Sculfor. If the breakup gossip is true, we respectfully advise Ms. Diaz against scooping up any of Jennifer Aniston's other exes. Seriously, Cameron, it's a very polluted dating pool. (Celebitchy)

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Simon Cowell says that Kara DioGuardi will, in fact, be back on "American Idol" next year. He also takes the chance to call Ryan Seacrest a pompous little attention hog. Aww. (People)

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Jennifer Aniston made an appearance on Jimmy Fallon's late-night talk show the other night, then turned the tables on the host and began asking the questions. Watch out, Jimmy. If "Baster" isn't a big hit, we're pretty sure Jen could get your gig. (Popsugar)

Kate Hudson says she's an old-fashioned kind of mom to her son, Ryder, mostly because her parents were so strict when she was growing up. Somehow it's hard to imagine Goldie Hawn as the world's harshest disciplinarian, but we'll take Kate's word for it. (NY Daily News)

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So. OMG. Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner claim they're not dating. But then Selena was totally seen wearing the same V-neck T-shirt as Taylor. Maybe it was even Taylor's shirt? OMG. Click through for incontrovertible photo evidence. (ONTD)

Photos: Selena Gomez