The Afternoon Shortlist for May 8

Heidi Klum and Seal have revealed that their new baby will be a girl. Further proof that what Heidi wants, Heidi gets. (People)

Photos: Heidi Klum through the years

Lance Armstrong says he and Sheryl Crow split up because she wanted babies and he didn't. Makes sense. Except, uh, didn't Lance recently impregnate another lady? (Fox Sports)

Dina Lohan says she's a good mother, and that she isn't letting daughter Ali run wild. Fifteen-year-old Ali is just "supporting her sister." That would be the same sister who is busy throwing eggs at the paparazzi. (People)

Kate Winslet is suing a tabloid that said she lied about her minimal exercise routine. How dare those scurrilous tabloids imply that Ms. Winslet works at looking hot? (E! Online)

"Star Trek"'s John Cho was on "Jimmy Kimmel" the other night discussing his alter ego, Harold. (That would be the real Harold, whose life story inspired a certain cinematic trip to White Castle.) In fact, Cho has declared October 16, "Harold Day." Stoners, mark your calendars. (YouTube)

Megan Fox has finally cracked the mystery of "High School Musical." She tells Esquire, "It's about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron's dad." Also, "You have to get stoned and watch it." (Popeater)

Polled moms think Jennifer Aniston would be a better babysitter than Angelina Jolie. These results might have gone the other way had they polled, you know, dads. (Celebitchy)