Amy Winehouse is reportedly interested in adopting a child from St. Lucia. Sources acknowledge that wrangling a baby could be "incredibly difficult with [Amy's] background," but hey — a kid is like a cup holder for life, and that's something worth fighting for. (Celebuzz)
Uh oh. Mel Gibson's alleged lady friend, Russian singer Oksana Pochepa, says she kept a diary of their trysts. Note to Mel: dating a Russian singer with writing aspirations is like getting involved in a land war in Asia. A classic blunder. (The Sun)
Photographers from Bauer Griffin claim to have seen Chris Brown duck into Rihanna's house for a sleepover last week. He also bought the singer chocolates, which is a nice way of saying, "Sorry about those pending felony charges." (Celebitchy)
Chace Crawford has to decide between staying on "Gossip Girl," or starring in the remake of "Footloose" in a role Zac Efron found too lightweight. Ah, to be young, beautiful, and to have a surfeit of truly silly options. (E! Online)
Lauren Conrad maintains that, despite being invited, she won't be attending Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's Saturday wedding. Except for the part where she rushes in, a la "The Graduate," and steals Heidi away, right? (E! Online)