The Morning Shortlist for April 28

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are trying to prevent their former bodyguard, Mickey Brett, from peddling a tell-all book about his time working for the couple. Imagine if he revealed the long-held secret behind Maddox's funky hairstyles! (Scoop)

Photos: Angelina Jolie

Jennifer Aniston, meanwhile, is making out with her co-star, Jason Bateman, on the set of "The Baster." We're glad that, in an artificial insemination romantic comedy with a name like "The Baster," Jen still gets a little love. (Socialite Life)

Photos: Jennifer Aniston

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Poor Jesus Luz. None of the other models at the Jeffrey Fashion Cares catwalk show would talk to Madonna's boy toy, and they were gossiping behind his back like "catty little girls." Such is the price of fame, young Jesus. (Gatecrasher)

Robert Pattinson got into acting for the ladies. Basically, his father told him that being on the big screen was a golden ticket to getting all the chicks he could handle. (Showhype)

Photos: Robert Pattinson

Britney Spears has an unexpected new obsession – gardening. Hopefully her father, Jamie, finds Brit's "flower therapy" a welcome break from her fixation on backup dancers. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Photos: Britney's "Circus" and more

Katie Holmes says her daughter, Suri, absolutely "loves being a princess." She was certainly born into the right family then. (US)

Photos: Cute Celeb Kids

It takes courage (and, let's face it, some magnificent bone structure) for an actress to chop off her long locks. Check out Elle.com's roundup of stars who have gone short and vote for which look you like best. (Elle.com)