Miley Cyrus is reportedly being sued for $4 billion. That's $4,000 for each of the million LA County residents traumatized by Miley's "goofy" Asian-face photo. What, no money for those of us still flashing back to her topless Liebovitz shoot? (TMZ)
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson will reportedly celebrate Valentine's Day with a trip to Florida. Ironically, the Sunshine State is the spot of not one but two epic Ronhan meltdowns. Play nice, you two! (Pop Sugar)
In her new video for If You Seek Amy – and don't say the title slowly or you'll spell something dirty – Britney Spears plays a 1950s housewife. We think the June Cleaver look works for her. (Pink is the New Blog)
Singer Ryan Adams somehow restrained himself from tweeting, blogging, or otherwise transmitting his engagement to Mandy Moore over the Internet. John Mayer, are you taking notes? (Gawker)
Where's Chris Brown these days, you ask? E! Online says he's in Las Vegas. For Chris' sake, we hope Jay-Z doesn't read E! Online. (E! Online)