By Wonderwall.com Editors
9:47pm PST, Feb 17, 2009
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may skip this year's Oscars. But whose distinctive laugh and hyper-animated facial expressions will carry us through the dull bits? (Celebitchy)
You know who's definitely attending the Oscars? John Mayer. The singer says he'll be attending the Academy Awards as Jennifer Aniston's "Oscar boyfriend." Sweet gig, John. How did you score that?
(Popsugar)
Academy Awards producers want M.I.A. to perform. Badly. Sources say the new mother has even been offered a "large bed" to sing from. Throw in some polka dot sheets and you just may have a deal. (Perez Hilton)
Oscar nominee Mickey Rourke says his dogs have acted as saviors during his self-destructive periods. Loki the Chihuahua, Rourke's 18-year-old canine companion, passed away on Monday. (People)
You know who could really use a comeback right now? Uncle Sam. Check out Alyssa Milano playing a liberty loving pole dancer in Funny or Die's parody of "The Wrestler". (Funny or Die)
