The Morning Shortlist for March 16

You'd think Lindsay Lohan would have a quiet weekend after a warrant was issued for her arrest. But the star was visited by police on a "disturbance" call after another row with Sam Ronson allegedly led to a broken window. (TMZ)

Michael Lohan saw recent events as an opportunity to slam his daughter's girlfriend. "As long as Samantha Ronson is in Lindsay's life, nothing is going to go right!" he said, adding that Lindsay will "deal with [the warrant] like she has to." (US)

A riot broke out at this weekend's "America's Next Top Model" auditions in New York. This video should really serve as stock footage for an urban shark attack film called "The Fierceness." (Celebitchy)

Charlie Sheen's wife, Brooke Mueller, gave birth to twin boys over the weekend. Congratulations, Brooke and Charlie! Way to keep the world's Sheen population above maintenance level. (Access Hollywood)

A friend says the split between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer is "amicable" with "no big juicy fight" to speak of. John's Twitter feed remains conspicuously silent on the issue. (E! Online)