The Morning Shortlist for May 13

A break-in was reported at Lindsay Lohan's house, although once the police got there all they found was a big mess. No, not Lindsay herself. (TMZ)

Photos: Lindsay Lohan

George Clooney reportedly had a few too many vodka and Patrons in Miami and ended up blowing chunks all over the VIP area. Don't worry, George, we've been there too. (NYDN)

Photos: George Clooney

Megan Fox is really tired of everyone slobbering all over her. In fact, she says, "It p—es me [off] when people f—ing complain that I'm too beautiful to get a part." Oh the trials and tribulations of being Megan Fox. (Celebitchy)

Tyra Banks has booted Paulina Porizkova and her "big ego" from the "America's Next Top Model" judging panel. Maybe Paulina should saunter over to "American Idol." They could always use one more ego, er, judge. (E! Online)

Photos: 'America's Next Top Model' 12

Rihanna's new song, "Silly Boy," has lyrics that seem to call out Chris Brown. Namely, the part that goes "I just think your a– is fake / Only thing I want from you, is for you to (stay away)." At least we hope she's talking about Chris Brown. (Celebuzz)

Photos: Rihanna and Chris

The Jon and Kate Gosselin cash cow could take a major hit from rumors of infidelity. US Weekly tallies up just how much this couple has to lose. (US)

In his illustrious career, it seems like Eminem has managed to start a beef with half of Hollywood (most recently Nick Cannon). But what is your favorite Eminem feud? Cast your vote — which will inevitably be for Triumph the Insult Comic Dog — over at People.com. (People)

Photos: Eminem