The Morning Shortlist for May 14

Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, posted a Twitter picture of Madonna grabbing her behind at the Met Costume Gala. See, Kanye, Twitter does have its benefits. (SocialiteLife)

Photos: Kanye West

Ashley Olsen strips down to her bra for a new photo shoot in V Man magazine. She also reveals that she is so done with this acting business. So stop holding your breath for "New York Minute 2." (Celebuzz)

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Tom Hanks was supposed to have all kinds of wild Tom-Hanks-on-foreign-actress love scenes in "Angels & Demons," but they were cut. So now we are just left to seek solace in smutty Tom Hanks fan fiction. (The Sun)

Photos: (T)Hanks for the Memories

John Mayer hit on a woman by offering, "Let me tuck you in." Further proof that, if you're famous, game is optional. (Page Six)

Photos: John Mayer

Paris Hilton says her blue Bentley was egged after a raucous party at Doug Reinhardt's. At least the pink Bentley remains yolk-free. (E! Online)

Photos: Paris and Doug

John Ratzenberger (or Cliff to you "Cheers" fans) filed a restraining order against his ex-girlfriend, because he fears country music has made her want to set his car on fire. We knew Carrie Underwood was a bad influence. (TMZ)

A sexual harassment lawsuit filed against Rob Lowe by his former nanny has been dismissed. Lucky for fans of celebrity justice, there's still a second nanny suing him. (E! Online)

Photos: Rob Lowe