Rihanna is scheduled to testify against Chris "I Ain't a Monster" Brown in court this June. Ri's lawyer says the singer was served with a witness subpoena and she "will definitely comply." (Socialite Life)
Candy Spelling trash-talked daughter Tori on a radio show, saying that Tori's refusal to speak to her father "killed my husband." So much for burying the hatchet. (Socialite Life)
Kate Hudson is following A-Rod all over New York. To compensate, Madonna is putting up all her backup dancers in a fancy shmancy hotel. Clearly, the backup dancers are the only winners here. (Page Six)
Page Six speculates that Nicole Kidman is pregnant because her hair is back to her natural red hue and she's rocking a "poochy stomach." Seriously. (Page Six)
Kelly Ripa is suing a diet company that used her image peddle weight-loss pills. Listen up people, Kelly stays lean the old-fashioned way: with a personal trainer. (E! Online)
Pregnant Nicole Richie favors some bizarre baby names, including Baron, Kypher, and Martavious. Ironically, the most avant-garde thing she could do at this point is name her kid Chuck or Steve. (Celebitchy)
Tom Sizemore has been detained by police for an outstanding drug warrant. At least it wasn't ballpoint pen theft. (E! Online)
Tom Brady says one kid is "enough" and his new wife Gisele is definitely not pregnant. We guess he would be the expert on this subject. (US)
Megan Fox won't play Lara Croft or Wonder Woman on the big screen. In fact, she thinks Wonder Woman is a "lame superhero." At this point we don't care if Megan ever acts again, as long as she keeps giving these crazy interviews (Socialite Life)
Jennifer Lopez brought daughter Emme to the set of "The Back-Up Plan." Click through for pics of the adorable pair enjoying just another day at the office. (Popsugar)