The Morning Shortlist for June 1

Eminem stormed out of the MTV Movie Awards after Sacha Baron Cohen's flamboyant alter-ego, Bruno, made a surprise entrance … on the rapper's face. Let the beef begin! (US)

Meanwhile, the seating arrangements at the MTV awards also caused some drama. Audrina Patridge didn't want to be seated next to Kristen Stewart, and no one wanted to be seated next to Audrina in the first place — including Paris Hilton. Ouch. (E! Online)

See stars arrive at the MTV Movie Awards

Susan Boyle was checked into London's Priory clinic for "exhaustion" after losing "Britain's Got Talent." Are you not entertained? (Mirror)

Photos: Susan Boyle

Pete Wentz's New York bar has been temporarily shut down, reportedly for serving alcohol to emo, guyliner-loving minors. (TMZ)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have already tried to quit "I'm A Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!" Ryan Seacrest says the couple thinks they should be tanning and eating at the Four Seasons not, you know, navigating the Costa Rican jungle while being tormented by sadistic TV viewers. (Ryan Seacrest)

New A-Rod gal pal Kate Hudson was geared up for a faceoff with Madonna at the Veuve Clicquot Manhattan Polo classic. Unfortunately, Madonna didn't care enough to force a confrontation. (NYDN)

Photos: Kate Hudson

Photos: Madonna through the years

Megan Fox thinks actors are "kind of prostitutes." Seriously, give this woman a speaking tour. (Celebitchy)

Photos: Megan Fox

Lady GaGa has reportedly broken up with her boyfriend, Speedy. We don't know whether to mourn for GaGa's broken heart, or to feel confused because … she was dating a guy named Speedy? (Socialite Life)

Octo-mom is working on getting her own television show, but it won't be like "Jon & Kate" because Nadya Suleman thinks those fools are "boring." (People)

Photos: Nadya Suleman Plus 14

"Tank Girl" actress Lori Petty was arrested for a felony DUI after hitting a skateboarder in Venice, Calif. (People)