The Shortlist for July 1

By Paige Ferrari

Courtney Love has reportedly been diagnosed with malnutrition, with doctors urging her to gain back the weight she's lost during an ongoing dispute over Kurt Cobain's estate. Come on, Courtney. Be the girl with the most cake! (UK Mirror)

Photos: Courtney Love through the years

Kim Kardashian doesn't drink … unless it's for a special occasion. Khloe Kardashian blogs that Kim tossed back shots of Patron in honor of her sister's birthday, then started acting "SO funny." The evidence, at left. (Celebuzz)

Photos: Kim Kardashian

Megan Fox says she would never "take" the Lara Croft "Tomb Raider" role from Angelina Jolie. We're sure Angelina is extremely relieved. Or plotting Megan's demise. One or the other. (Celebitchy)

Photos: Megan Fox

GOP daughter Meghan McCain says she wants Hilary Duff to play her in the movie version of life because Hilary is "really hot." Now here's a political daughter with her priorities in order. (NYDN)

Lindsay Lohan claims she's a "workaholic." I mean, she's been working so hard at dragging her birthday festivities in Vegas out to a full week. You think that's so easy? (Celebitchy)

Photos: Lindsay Lohan

Simon Cowell could earn $144 million for appearing on the next season of "American Idol." That should keep him in plain v-neck black shirts for a really long time. (NYDN)

Photos: Simon Cowell

Teen supermodel Chanel Iman stopped by the Teen Vogue offices and, before you know it, she was organizing the wardrobe closet and playing "intern for a day." Check out the pictures over at the Teen Vogue Web site. (Teen Vogue)

Christina Applegate will play Drew Barrymore's sister in an upcoming romantic comedy about long distance relationships. Her older sister, in case your catty mind was wondering. (E! Online)

Photos: Christina Applegate

Usher's wife Tameka Raymond says she didn't see the divorce coming and thought her marriage was "intact." She must not have been reading the tabloids. (E! Online)

Photos: Usher

The Essence Music Festival in New Orleans will provide a stage for some major comebacks. Will you buy a ticket to see En Vogue get back in the game? Cast your vote at the People's Choice Awards Web site. (PCA)