The Shortlist for June 15

By Paige Ferrari

Sienna Miller says she's never really been on a date or had a one-night stand. This is probably because she's busy consorting with other women's husbands. (Page Six)

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Dr. Drew Pinsky and his team of "Celebrity Rehab" producers have reportedly offered Lindsay Lohan "upwards of six figures" to appear on the reality show. Obviously, this not a ratings ploy and only a gesture intended to promote Lindsay's well-being. (Reality TV World)

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Jennifer Aniston poked fun at the parallels between her love life and her string of romantic comedy titles, telling the crowd at the Women in Film awards that she's looking for a new project titled "Everlasting Love with an Adult, Stable Male." John Mayer, consider yourself burned. (People)

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Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and members of Brad Pitt's family gave $1 million to St. John's hospital in Springfield, Mo. Once again, Jennifer Aniston's gracious show of self-deprecating humor is upstaged by the benevolence of Brangelina. (E! Online)

Russell Simmons thinks Tila Tequila is a lot like Michelle Obama. We kind of see the comparison. But, unlike Michelle, almost no one ever talks about Tila's arms. (Celebuzz)

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Designer Karl Lagerfeld is hating hard on Heidi Klum, saying the supermodel is unknown in Paris and that her husband, Seal, has bad skin. Oh no you didn't, Karl. (Celebitchy)

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Four-year-old Mercy James is already living the high life, with a nurse and a nanny flown in to Malawi. Soon she'll be crashing her Escalade and demanding special service at The Ivy. (E! Online)

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Miley Cyrus says she's recently "reconnected" with her ex Nick Jonas. Who better than a Jonas brother to fill that underwear-model-shaped hole in Miley's life? (US)

Jada Pinkett Smith says she never wanted to be a star, though husband Will Smith likes to confront her with irritating statements like, "I don't understand why you don't want to be the biggest actress in the world." (Celebitchy)

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Shia LaBeouf took over Megan Fox's Twitter, and then, in true Shia LaBeouf form, wrote the lamest, least-titillating Tweet ever. (E! Online)