By Paige Ferrari
Megan Fox accidentally snubbed a chubby, yellow rose-bearing superfan at the U.K. premiere of "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen." (See the young man's earnest, love-filled expression, and Ms. Fox's total disdain, here.) Now Kodak has launched a search for the boy in hopes of reuniting him with the penitent actress. Just FYI: Megan Fox would never purposely spurn an awkward preteen boy. At least not in front of the cameras.
UPDATE: Gawker claims to have found the lad! If this is legit, then he's an 11-year-old Brit named Harvii. And his life is all downhill from here. (Gawker)
Meanwhile, Megan's co-star, Shia LaBeouf, is reportedly in a casting battle with Michael Cera. Both actors are reportedly under consideration to play billionaire nerd-general Mark Zuckerberg in the new Facebook movie. (Celebuzz)
Kelly Clarkson offered some sage words on the reported altercation between Perez Hilton and Polo Molina, will.i.am's allegedly slap-happy manger. "No one deserves to be punched," the singer said diplomatically, "but it's expected."
She didn't add: "when you're Perez Hilton." (Celebitchy)
Speaking of Perez being so bighearted and all, the gossip blogger has offered an apology to the gay community for calling will.i.am a "f—t." This, he stresses, does NOT count as apologizing to GLAAD. Because he hates those (insert plural form of deeply offensive expletive of your choice.) (MTV)
Jennifer Lopez is pulling the plug on Sweetface, her high-end sportswear and accessories line. A rep for Lopez says the hiatus is temporary, and simply a breather which will afford Jennifer time to reimagine the brand. See you at Kohl's, J.Lo! (E! Online)
Audrina Patridge and Brody Jenner's playmate girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, are reportedly in a Twitter fight. Jayde even went so far as to call Audrina "ceiling eyes," which doesn't really make any sense but sounds sort of hurtful. You know, given Audrina's weird eyes. (Farfazzi)
Gisele Bundchen says she's "crazy" about children and just wants to stay home making babies and cooking for Tom Brady. Truly, Tom must have done something very good in a past life. (People)
Sure, celebrities look perfect, but what about all their bizarro physical deformities? Like Megan Fox's itty-bitty thumbs, or Tina Fey's mysterious scar? Lucky for you, Spike TV has rounded up a whole bunch of celebrity body oddities for us to gawk at. (Spike)
Sandra Bullock's "The Proposal" was big at this weekend box office. But how does it rank among your favorite Sandra Bullock flicks? Cast your vote at the People's Choice Awards Web site. (PCA)