Cameron Diaz – An attractive woman wrapped completely in Bubble Tape? I've wanted to see this ever since I was twelve.
Demi Moore – I like that strappy thing around her neck. There isn't anything much hotter than a ballerina who's also into leather.
Eva Mendes – I think this is a really smart dress. It's all fancy and elegant, but she's also got a towel on her hip in case she gets too sweaty.
Anne Hathaway – I like this. She looks like a volcano that is erupting sparkles and hotness.
Drew Barrymore – She kind of reminds me of my crazy aunt Carol. She's always drinking martinis and talking about needing her medicine, but you can tell she'd be pretty if she just combed her hair sometimes.
Salma Hayak – I'm no expert, but in my book, she's definitely Breast Breast. I mean "Best Dressed".
Heidi Klum – All I want for Christmas is a gift-wrapped Heidi Klum, but I'm pretty sure Santa thinks I'd put my eye out.
Maggie Gyllenhaal – Cheetah-print is sort of dead, but Magical-Cheetah-Print is just getting started.