Paris Hilton says that "Hills" alumnus Doug Reinhardt is "going to be [her] husband." Maybe in this star-crossed world, all one attention-seeking reality star needs is to find her equal? (E! Online)
How much is the education of Suri Cruise worth? If you believe the headlines, $1 million. Now Suri not only dresses better than you, she can probably beat you in Trivial Pursuit. (Showbiz Spy)
Ashlee Simpson recently posted a picture of her son, Bronx Mowgli, on Twitter. She thinks his cheeks are adorable. If you have any soul, you will too. (US)
Hugh Jackman thinks the leak of his "Wolverine" footage is like seeing "a Ferrari without a paint job." It's also like seeing a bunch of fanboys go nuts on the Internet. (People)
Do you like Bono? Would you like to see topless pics of Bono? Lucky for you the singer was out frolicking in St. Barts and Popsugar has all the evidence. Take a gander, and think pure thoughts of third-world debt relief. (Popsugar)