The Morning Shortlist for February 6

R&B legend Etta James, who recently told a concert audience she "can't stand" Beyonce and that Barack Obama isn't her president, says her comments were meant to be funny. Comedy can be an unforgiving medium, Etta. Just ask Miley Cyrus. (E! Online)

Oscar host Hugh Jackman says he might liven up Hollywood's biggest awards night by "getting nude for a lot of it." Please let this happen, and please let it be during an interpretive dance homage to The Wrestler. (Celebitchy)

90210's AnnaLynne McCord is reportedly under consideration for a role in the Twilight sequel. McCord would play a girl who "uses her beauty to attract humans" then feeds them to vampires. Sounds about right for the modern-day Kelly Taylor. (US)

Christian Bale's freakout delighted the Internet, but his mom found the duration of his tirade "upsetting." Maybe she'll feel better after hearing a remix? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Woody Harrelson is hopping on the Joaquin Phoenix "Seriously?" bandwagon in a new video about the end of the world. Sign up for Woody – er, Charlie Frost's – lottery now while your odds are still good! (Mediabistro)