The Morning Shortlist for May 6

Kiefer Sutherland reportedly head-butted fashion designer Jack McCollough at the Met Costume Gala after Jack besmirched Brooke Shields' honor. Earlier in the night, Kief was wearing a feather boa and "acting totally crazy." Sounds like a good time to us. (Page Six)

Photos: Kiefer Sutherland

Madonna also kept busy during the Met Gala. Reportedly, the pop queen spent all night on the dance floor, only taking occasional breaks to send death stares to A-Rod's ex, Bethenny Frankel. (NY Daily News)

Photos: Madonna in Malawi and more

Lindsay Lohan isn't happy with rumors that she hooked up with her ex, Jared Leto, at MySpace's Young Hollywood event. In fact, she tells In Touch Weekly that rumors of the pair's rekindled romance are "bulls—." C'mon Lindsay, tell us how you really feel. (In Touch Weekly)

Photos: Lindsay Lohan

Kirstie Alley tells People Magazine that, when she stepped on the scale after gaining 83 pounds, she "started screaming." We experience similar side-effects upon reading extensive coverage of Kirstie Alley's weight battle. (People)

Photos: Kirstie Alley

Blake Lively says she doesn't diet or exercise to keep her slim physique. Good for her. But, uh, Blake, we wouldn't mention that around Kirstie Alley. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Megan Fox says stars like Robert Pattinson are "too pretty" for her tastes. Hear that, guys? She likes 'em ugly. (Celebitchy)

Exclusive: Megan's revealing interview and photo shoot with Elle Magazine.

Photos: Megan Fox

Britney Spears is reportedly so worried about breathing clean air that she has a special "oxygen chamber," which promises to "reverse any smoke inhalation damage." Not to be judgey, Brit, but putting down the Marlboros is also effective in this regard. (Celebuzz)

Photos: Britney's "Circus'" and more